ghost-b-o-y:

annieloveswinchester:


His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”   


I usually don’t reboot stuff like that but damn us gov done goofed

ghost-b-o-y:

annieloveswinchester:

His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”   

I usually don’t reboot stuff like that but damn us gov done goofed

orchardly:

reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should

theflippedbird:

animeblows:

In japan instead of saying “I miss you” to loved ones, they say 私はポケモンの音に自慰行為, which roughly translates to “part of me is missing”

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(Source: segasaturns)

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

sweatlikekeith:

you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

roryamy:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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(Source: liz-comstock)

iguanamouth:

god dammit not again

awkwardvagina:

popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn

(Source: awkwardvagina)

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

(Source: bouderai)

(Source: pretzeldog)

bunny-bo:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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Man look at those violins. 

(Source: dirfloon)

zubat:

i’m sorry, sir, i don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

toralei:

when you see someone you hate hanging out with your friend

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shisnojon:

shisnojon:

whatever your question is, my answer is no

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do you realize what you’ve done

(Source: macintush)

thegoddamazon:

astrodidact:

What a concept!

HOLY SHIT!

thegoddamazon:

astrodidact:

What a concept!

HOLY SHIT!